she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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