Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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