I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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