So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
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I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
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Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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