Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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