Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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