my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
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