he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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