Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
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this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
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The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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