I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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