Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
false alarm, still single
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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