what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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