he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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