I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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