yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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