Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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