time to smoke my breakfast
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
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I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
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After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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