I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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