U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
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she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
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Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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