I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
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I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
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bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
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