So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
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I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
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Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
this hospital has no fireball
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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