Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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