She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
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Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
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Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
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