I just saw a hot homeless man
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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