Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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