i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
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You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
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i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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