You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
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