Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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