Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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