do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
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you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
MIDGETS
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well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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