This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
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So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
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NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
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