haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Randomize
