It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
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trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
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Can vaginas get frostbite?
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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