I wannas sexs uuuuu
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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