This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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