He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
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By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
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Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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