i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
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