He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
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