4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
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just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
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You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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