so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
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She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
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OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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