I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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