someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
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Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
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Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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