how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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