singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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