She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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