U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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