And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
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I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
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and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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