Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
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Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
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I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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