I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
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Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
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You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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