we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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