did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Randomize
