butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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